A short time ago, on an internet radio station far, far away...
It is a period of technological uncertainty. Rebel DJ's,
broadcasting from a hidden studio deep in the badlands
of Utah, have won their first victory against the evil
Microsoft Empire.
During the battle, Dividing Line spies managed to concoct
a workaround to keep Prog'opolis broadcasting, all the while
working to thwart the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Blue Screen
of Death Star--a mysterious force with enough power to destroy
an entire computer.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents (who frequently disguise
themselves as software and hardware malfunctions), Princess Daisy
races to the local SmartTech aboard her little red Corvette,
custodian of the secret plan that can save her listeners
and restore Prog'opolis to the internet...
TO BE CONTINUED...
UNTIL THEN, PLEASE TUNE IN TONIGHT AT THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED TIME FOR A VERY SPECIAL BEST-OF EPISODE OF "PROG'OPOLIS". TONIGHT'S FEATURED SHOW: "EPISODE XIX - THE ROAR OF P4" (aka The Show That Damn Near Caused A Riot).