Please take this with a grain of salt as it's all meant in fun!
You know you're not a rush fan when...
1. You wish Geddy's tongue would have stayed stuck to the chair lift pole in the toboggan safety video he recently shot.
2. You have attended a community meeting in support of life sentences for disorderly behavior and violence for musician offenders.
3. (If you’re from Canada) You find yourself banging your head against a wall when somebody asks you how many Rush albums you own.
4. You have at least once approached your neighbor and suggested they consider putting down their pet in the name of compassion, only to find out that the noise you heard was your neighbor’s stereo playing "The Dog Years"
5. You have financially and personally supported research and development of the new product "Gedvil" which is sworn to relieve even the worst of Gedaches. Some side effects may include brain damage or death.
True enough, even though I would rather drive a spike into my head than go see Rush, you gotta admit.. at least it's prog and any kid that likes prog is on the right track to greatness.