You know you're a Rush fan when.....

[The_Lurker]

...you clutch every wire fence you see until your fingers bleed

...you must help your mother stand up straight. (and she doesn't even need help)

...you put your message in a modem and throw it in the cyber sea

...you pack up all your phantoms and shoulder that invisible load

...you're haunting that wilderness road like a ghost rider

...any escape might help to soothe the unattractive truth

...you know what flying shark snakes are and why they swarm the coral sky

[kravitz]

You spend an hour online ordering tickets for everyone you know, and almost pass out when you see you got row AA until you discover later it's actually the 27th row.

[Duke]

...You actually MOVED to the corner of Lerxt and Pratt!

...when you see Neil Peart and say...."uhhm, *gulp*, Neil?  I know you don't like being approached by crazy fans, err...and I know you're peeing and about to go onstage in 10 seconds, but I LOVE you, and uhm, you're the, uhm, best, and can you sign this for me?...and this for my sister Tammy, and this one for Zeke, and this one for Cletus and....I'll flush that for ya, you just keep signing......"