Have a happy...

[The_Lurker]

...Hallmark holiday (Valentine's). May none of you forget to smother your significant other with gifts and trinkets, thus eliminating your only chance for sexual bliss.  

[Shawn]

Amen to that!  But what about those of us who have no significant others?  Damn!  This is the most depressing day of the year to be single!

[BB_Lamour]

Those of us without a significant (or, insignificant, for that matter) other should look on the bright side and think of all the money we are saving.

OK, who am I kidding? There is no bright side to not gettin' any.

[Shawn]

Money?  That would imply I had some to save in the first place.

[Oceans Flow]

I'm happy to be single.  Life is far simpler that way.

[Grrrl]

Bah on Valentine's Day.......  Bah I say!!!!

In 14 years of marraige, the man never cared about this day anyway  

send chocolate  

[ich bin besser]

I'm happy to be single.  Life is far simpler that way.

I agree, most of the times.

[Shawn]

Speak for yourselves!  I am sick to death of the single life!

[ich bin besser]

We DID speak for ourselves!  

[Grrrl]

Where's my chocolate?  

[The_Lurker]

Where's my chocolate?  

I left it at 7-11. It's right by the counter. All you have to do is pick it up...and pay for it.