It has been reported that the host of the widly popular Internet radio show, The Point Of No Return - Steve Cozart, was taken from his plush home in northern California late last night.
It has been speculated by a very unreliable source that due to an innundation of programs like "The Shield", "24", "The Sopranos" and other cinema-type crime dramas, that foul play, international espionage, local corruption and a bizarre love triangle are to blame for Mr. Cozart's abduction.
"If you ask me, it's them aliens, come to fetch 'im.", said an unidentified Internet radio DJ (from Utah...)when asked his opinion. "I always knowed it would be SCozart to go first."
Neither source could verify their widly fantastic claims, but both offered this advice.
"Be sure to tune into The Point Of No Return, this Weds. at 8PM - 11PM PST, when Winkler and Whistler will be sitting in for Steve, providing their own unique brand of humor, chat interaction and entertainment!"
------ Further investigation has determined that this absence is is NOT a result of Mr. Cozart forgetting about daylight savings time and oversleeping.
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