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General Discussion => Polling Station => Topic started by: kravitz on November 14, 2003, 01:07:58 pm

Title: Biggest flop of all time
Post by: kravitz on November 14, 2003, 01:07:58 pm
:P

Be truthful!
Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: moondog on November 14, 2003, 03:11:12 pm
No Contest.

1. How many gears in a French tank? Six, five reverse and one forward in case they are attacked from behind. .......

2. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.

3. How do you stop a French tank? Shoot the guy pushing.

4. How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles? "Never fired, only dropped once."

5. Why might the French send troops to the Gulf? To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.

6. A Frenchwoman is in a bar with a parrot. The barman says: "That's an ugly bird. Where did you get it?" The parrot says: "France, there's millions of 'em!"

7. Why do Frenchmen have moustaches? To look like their mothers.

8. A Frenchman was banned from practicing medicine for having sex with his patients. It was a shame - he was the best vet in town.

9. What is a Frenchman with a sheep and a goat under each arm? Bisexual.

10. Why does the new French Navy use glass-bottomed boats? To miss the old French Navy
Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: FireBlade on November 14, 2003, 04:41:32 pm
Yep, the froggys get it, closely followed by Genesis  :P
Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: Sirens_Cry on April 14, 2004, 10:25:40 am
NIKE
Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: Roland on June 21, 2004, 07:04:07 am
No Contest.

1. How many gears in a French tank? Six, five reverse and one forward in case they are attacked from behind. .......

2. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.

3. How do you stop a French tank? Shoot the guy pushing.

4. How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles? "Never fired, only dropped once."

5. Why might the French send troops to the Gulf? To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.

6. A Frenchwoman is in a bar with a parrot. The barman says: "That's an ugly bird. Where did you get it?" The parrot says: "France, there's millions of 'em!"

7. Why do Frenchmen have moustaches? To look like their mothers.

8. A Frenchman was banned from practicing medicine for having sex with his patients. It was a shame - he was the best vet in town.

9. What is a Frenchman with a sheep and a goat under each arm? Bisexual.

10. Why does the new French Navy use glass-bottomed boats? To miss the old French Navy


And of course:

11. Why do the French plant trees along the side of the road?  Germans like to march in the shade.

Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: foxbardave on April 24, 2005, 06:19:30 am
Sinclair C5
Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: TheTrinity on April 24, 2005, 02:11:54 pm
I went with the Crusades, but, I reallly wanted to say Genesis.  ;D
Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: BB_Lamour on April 24, 2005, 11:21:27 pm
I voted for prohibition simply to break the tie.
Title: Re:Biggest flop of all time
Post by: ikilledtangerine on May 13, 2005, 07:29:37 am
I dunno between Apple Computers and the Crusades ;)  Thats a tough one but I went with Apple.